How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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