She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
