their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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