Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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