it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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