I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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