His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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