Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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