But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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