so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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