i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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