i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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