Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We need to get me chipped asap
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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