Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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