Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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