dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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