Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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