My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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