your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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