I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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