She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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