So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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