I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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