Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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