The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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