No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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