How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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