i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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