It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well I just put wine in my tea
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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