Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
