lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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