well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
why is half of my head shaved?
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