But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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