Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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