Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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