Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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