Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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