and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
