party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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