if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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