so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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