$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You made out with two different species that night
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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