Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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