so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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