There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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