do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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