Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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