I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
did i walk over a car last night?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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