doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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