she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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