none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Be still, my beating vagina.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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