forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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