return my video game
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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